TWITTER POETRY (TWITTETRY?)

• 20:47:19: Hey baby, do you, uhh, do you like...dark meat?
  
• 20:47:42: I mean, like on a chicken?
  
• 20:48:11: I'm sayin', I'm cookin' up this chicken over here. You can have some if you want.
  
• 20:48:31: Yeah, it's, uh, it's a sex chicken? I'm talking about doin' it.
  
• 20:48:44: No but seriously I can't eat this whole chicken by myself.