Silly Shorts

I wanna talk about silly shorts.

These shorts are so silly. Why are your shorts so silly, Jonny Flynn?

I think your friend's shorts are pretty silly, too. But I still think yours are the silliest of all, for obvious reasons.

Like a baby in swaddling shorts. Your friend is a giant, who is also wrapped in swaddling shorts. He's the one whose neck you're screaming into. (I'm not really sure about that look of pleasurable release on his face, but I'm guessing it has something to do with your "wandering" left hand.) (Don't cry, #23, you're next.)

HEY JONNY

What'd you do with all that junk? The pros changed you man. They changed you.

Whatever, though, because the college game will never change, motherfucker.